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Novice Sister
Feline (felony) Assault

Novice Sister Feline (pronounced Fe-li-nee) Assault is a cat lady that will cut you while she makes you laugh. Felly hails from a private Catholic school background (all 14-yes, preschool and kindergarten too). Feline currently serves as a specialist at a youth crisis shelter and is forever trying to impress upon those youth that they are awesome, and they matter. Fell is a volunteer at several cat rescues and would lie down in traffic for her favorite feline, Granny Cat.

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